I just realized that when I first learned #java, there were no generics. Thanks Martin Odersky! #scala forever.

#java gets #functional. Hooray chainable methods! https://datumedge.blogspot.com/2012/06/java-8-lambdas.html

I wanna give a big shoutout to the #java jvisualvm, without whom figuring out my perf problems would have been much harder

#lessonlearned: Don't create a billion Timer objects. One is probably enough. Managed to get #eclipse to fail at repainting itself because it was running about 700 threads #java #fail

all your heapspace are belong to me! #java #outofmemory #fail

You mean I have to implement hashCode()? I guess that means I'm doing some string concatenation #easyway #java

I hate writing unit tests #junit #java #dbclass

Math m = null; m.sin(0.5); is valid #java and computes the sin of 0.5. #learnsomethingnew Type resolution is cool.

#java gets #lambda syntax https://mail.openjdk.java.net/pipermail/lambda-dev/2011-September/003936.html #finally